Monday, August 18, 2008

The Bostonbag


Snarky writes in from Houston, Texas, with an important new category: The Bostonbag.

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This is truly a strange pairing of an ethereal hottie and a douche abomination. Given the Boston Red Sox hat (which by the way is no where near Houston so it is obviously a scrote style play versus a bona fide sporting allegiance) the grease ball hair, and the work short he obviously bribed his mechanic to have, I feel this deserves publishing on your page.

-Snarky

P.S. And My God does she have that hot for teacher vibe.

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I hearby define the Bostonbag to be any douche not from Boston trying to claim vicarious sports allegiance and east coast “cred” by buying a cap or jersey.

Celtics, Patriots or Red Sox. If you ain’t from Boston, you’re posturing in faux “allegience” to try and cash in on a region’s sports success by posing in gear.

And really, is that any different than the bling/popped-collar poseur?

I think not.

She would shhhh me for talking in the library. And I would like it.

# posted by douchebag1

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