Friday, August 15, 2008

The Early Bird Special


Somewhere in Boca, in a gated little retirement community, Sylvia, Sidney, Thelma, Hal and Claire are wondering why Lenny is late for the 4:30 dinner reservation.

It’s $12.95 including a side dish, dessert, coffee or tea, and a mint.

You can even surreptitiously take home the Equal packets when the waitress isn’t looking.

But Lenny say, “Screw that.”

Good for you, Lenny.

# posted by douchebag1

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