Tuesday, August 26, 2008
The Gas 'Bag
Stupid hat. ‘Bag Hand Gestures #23 and #104. Wrist bling. Yes, he’s scrote. But annoying? Or just goofy?
Gas ‘Bags are stage 1-2 tweeners. Clearly douche. But unthreatening.
Somehow you kinda like the Gas ‘Bag. He’s a clown. He amuses you. As such, Gas ‘Bags are lesser douche. Annoying, but minor.
They may not be standard hotts, but I would still take the spicy Paprika Twins and twirl them in my personalized human cotton candy machine before break-dancing down a chocolate rainbow and slip sliding into marshmallow pies of candy corn delight. Then I’d read them W.H. Auden by candlelight with Mazzy Star playing until dawn. And then we’d perform tri-coitus in sixteen languages.
