Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Yankee Douchal Dandy

Rare are the days where we’ve seen smackworthy kissy lips this smackworthy.

I’d like to toss his Mendula Oblongada into a four dimensional blender so his throat could be shredded in multiple historical moments.

Something tells me Caroline will be a wonderful mother, who would cherish and guide each of her children with unyielding dedication until they became adults, and as such, I’d like to rub melted Twix bars on her femur bones until she purred like a kitten.