Wednesday, September 3, 2008
An Uberdouche Named Neil
Around 250 million years ago, during the Paleozoic and Mesozoic Eras, what is present-day New Jersey bordered northern Africa as part of the supercontinent of Pangea.
The pressure of the collision between North America and Africa gave rise to the Appalachian Mountains. Then, around 180 million years ago, Pangea began to break apart, separating the North American continent from the African continent.
Around 18,000 years ago, the Ice Age resulted in glaciers that reached New Jersey. As the glaciers retreated, they left behind Lake Passaic, as well as many rivers, swamps, gorges, and an uberdouche named Neil.
The glacial retreat also resulted in Kimmy, the best friend of Neil’s 19 year old sister, Stephanie. Who is very, very drunk.
