Ask DB1: The "Jimmy Question"
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DB1-
Last weeks Jimmy Question raises a topic that I’ve been letting swirl around in my brain bowl for quite some time. Are there different language dialects of douche?
I have no idea what the standard douche gesture is communicating to us, but there is some comfort in the familiar and easily genused and speciesed.
On the other hand, I do get excited when I read about some new species of whatever that they find in Madagascar every year or so. Here we have a Double Jimmy with full thumb extension accompanied by a third, even more rare signal.
It’s too much for me to decipher on my own. Thoughts?
– Madame Curie
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Deciphering douchal communication is an ongoing and highly nebulous process, M.C. That being said, sometimes the primitive language can indeed be deciphered quite clearly. Translating the image you’ve provided gives us the following exchange:
Jimmy: I find your style of dress and generally attractive demeanor pleasing to my eye. Would you like to engage in coitus?
Jimmy’s Hott: Yes, I would desire to do so, perferably twice. Thank you for asking.
