Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Douche Zak
You almost earned a nottadouche wee man, but then you had to go and get all giant Jesus Bling with Earring Combo on me.
Blonde is statuesque Dutch Windmill perfection. She makes butter while raising nine children and dancing in klogs around a Maypole. I would Rotter her dams, and then Amster her Fluffenwagen, while Van Gogh and Rembrandt kicked back with a Heineken.
