Droopy McScrote Seeks Woman to Bow Down to Him
From last month’s Monthly winner, Droopy’s actual Craigslist personals post:
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So basically I’m an amazing person that people love to hate because I’m so fly. So I’m about having a good time with my people. I love to party VIP for everything. I love to be the center of attention. So I’m looking for a woman that bows down to me and loves to wait on her man hand and foot. I consider myself a made man in my life. My hero is K-Fed that is a made man in you truly consider it. He got at the time a certified dime then had a woman on the side then got married and now has three kids by two women. All I can say is that fool is a pimp. So if you want to roll in style and be VIP to everything then feel free to hit me up…
Please enclose a picture to see if you get my stamp of approval
Thank You
(Droopy)
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On this, the day of the August HCwDB of the Month, it is important to appreciate when we’re in the presence of true douche greatness.
And by greatness, I mean droopy poo and Surfer Kelly hott.
