Friday, September 5, 2008
Friday Haiku
Somewhere in Glendale,
Ricardo Montalban’s kids,
Waste trust funds on hotts.
young bridgette nielsen
partying with long duck dong
and douche with pink hair
— ted theodore scrotgan
After School Specials
Were made so kids would not grow
Up and be like this.
— massengill
a white hula skirt
corona does not age well
cold air arouses
— ‘bag lanta
Blonde hott’s skirt defies
Known Newtonian physics
Somewhere, Hawking cries
— anonymous
