Friday, September 26, 2008
Friday Haiku
Rubber raft floats… floats…
On reservoir. Kimmy tans.
Herp sore in shadow.
must be a theme park.
AVAST! retarded pirates
make off with your girl.
— pfah
washed up beach-bag
rafts in city sewage stream
hottie walks the plank
— canadouche
avast fine beauty!
why dost thou ride with a douche?
arr! it reeks of poo
— bcs
“Ahoy, Me hearties”!
“I be the douche Cap’n Bob”
I pray for Kraken.
— doucheous scrotimus
He sure looks the tough.
But pink (re-read PINK) striped shorts!
View is bad from here.
— Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce
