Thursday, September 11, 2008
Jimmy's Hand
This pic is a puzzlement. A mystery.
Yes, we have standard Orange Long Island Douche mugging two very cute Fashion Institute Majors on summer break back in Montauk.
But what remains a mystery is Doucheface’s right hand. Could this be an entirely new genus of ‘bag hand gesture? The “Double Middle Finger”? A mini “Westside”? The “Not So Shocker”?
‘Bagologists working out of Jim Swarthow’s office in Provo, Utah, are pouring over research as we speak.
And yes, I would take both of the Peace Twin Hotts to the Freshman sorority kegger. And share my Red Cup of Miller Lite with them. Then I’d ask them what their major is.
