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Pedro Speaks

Pedro says, “Challo. Chowarju?”

I’m fine, Pedey.

Thanks to your embrace of Brunette Lollipop Wonderland Rainbow Boobie Hott, I’m now officially crackin’ my PBRs and gettin’ ready for a delightful Friday Night.

Because the sun is shining in sweaty Los Angeles. The weekend is here. My fridge is stocked with milk for extended sugar cereal consumption this weekend.

And, hot on your arm or not, you look like a six year old ate sixteen crayons and then puked in the rec hall.