Friday, September 26, 2008
Richie's Night Out
Richie’s going for the exotic/classy thing, taking Kimmy and Kelly to the new Indian restaurant that opened downtown. I get that.
But chest shave + talisman necklace + six opened buttons? And a crescendo hair fauxhawk?
Sorry Rich, we have to tag you ‘bag. Stage-2 Suburbanbag.
I would bribe a small Bedouin boy with rice and mead to steal Susan’s cocktail glass while she’s in the bathroom just so I could rush home and awkwardly fondle it while listening to old Fats Waller records.
