Friday, September 5, 2008
Scrote for Pedro
What better way to wind down a productive week of hottie/douchey mocklust then with with Pedro’s stylin’ douche-on game.
His shaved chest and elegantly placed rosarie Jesus bling are offset only by the Han Solo vest and Kessel Run inspired Ed Hardy Douche Hat.
On the flip side, we have Sultry Camille.
And while you were on the swim team and never talked to me in math class Camille, I still sat behind you and tied your occasional shedded strand of hair left behind on your seat onto my jacket buttons after class.
I’m much better now. All grown up. I no longer fantasize about your perfect senior year boobies. So far as you know.
