Monday, September 29, 2008
Teddy Troll Doll
Once is an event. Twice could be a coincedence. But this many times?
We’re in full blown trend.
I speak not of the dumbass douche-friend encroaching on the pic whilea scrote is in mid pose, but of the Middle Finger ‘Bag Hand Gesture.
For Teddy Troll Doll, the Ed Hardy Double Shirt, the bling and the spikey blowout only compliment his rosy red cherubic cheeks that have the scrotey glow of the lightly slapped.
But it is Teddy’s ability to mug Michelle without even a glance down at the Holy Cleavite that takes him to the next level of douche-pose.
Michelle’s complimentary ‘Baguette Hand Gesture is tragic, but understandable. That much exposure to stage-4 Toxicity, and even the strongest hott will succumb to douchescrotery.
Classic horseface guido and what is that in the middle. I'm only 10% down from the page and this only proves that a "hot" girl will post with anyone if there is a camera. Notice how horseface has to lean in to get at least part of his face in the shot. He's putting himsout ouf there. I bet he's sitting at home right now waiting for a call from VH1.