Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

The Sign

Occasionally, a new ‘bag hunter, having recently begun training in the Douchal Arts, will come up and ask me, “DB1, can you tag a ‘bag with a single sign? And if so, what is that sign?”

And I answer, “Aha, grasshopper. The question seeks an answer you cannot foresee. The specificity of the sign will change. But the reaction will be the same.”

Witness here.

Vinny has only one douchetribute. A combo hand gesture and hott headlock, forcing his girl to pull his arm down to breathe.

No kissy lips. No hat tilt. No annoying tatts. No hair highlight. Yet we can stamp “Douche” simply from that one gesture.

And while hott may be 17-ish, she’s surely turning 18 very soon. At which point I will buy her a car.