Are You Ready for Some Douchebag?
Please select the following football euphemism that best summarizes this photo:
A. Is Licking a 5 yard or 15 yard penalty?
B. The padding on the left could stop a coked up 1970s Dallas Cowboy trying to knock over a liquor store at 2am.
C. When did Jim McMahon convert to Catholicism?
D. This brings new meaning to the term, “forward pass.”
E. I haven’t seen two Bret Farves that were that fantastically Bret Farve since my last girlfriend Bret Farved my Bret Farves.
F. The Immaculate Receptions stand the test of time.
G. I took a fend off my guernsey then chucked a spear tackle to avoid the clanger before the ruckman made a grubber kick in the forward pocket, mate.
H. Boobies.