Ask DB1: Freshman Luck
I recently began my college experience. Upon orientation, I was astounded as to not only the douchebaggery of my fellow students, but to the hotties attraction to them.
Not to say that I was naive before then – simply, the sheer amount of hottie ignorance and douchey douchebaggery is overwhelming. I have been turning towards this site as a way of keeping my sanity, and am glad to share a picture with you of one of my peers.
Thanks for your help in showing the world the truth.
– Freshman ‘Bag Hunter
—-
I dunno, FBH. I have two impulses upon seeing your ‘baggy friend. One is to give him a drunk nottadouche pass. And two, I really, really, really miss Freshman year. Good times for the DB1. Good times.