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Ask DB1: The Mandana

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DB1,

I have a question for you. Does the wearing of a mandana automatically turn one into a douche?

I live in ‘rado and I have to say, the mandana is an acceptable accoutrement here. Especially when pursuing activity outdoors. I’ve even, on occasion, sported one myself. And I think I am far from a d-bag. Seeking your wisdom o’ sen sai.

-Not a D-bag
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First off, using “‘rado” to refer to Colorado is pretty douchey in and of itself, NaDB. But as to the Mandana, there is a miminum level excuse for wearing it when engaging in outdoor activity.

But in the bars/clubs with hot girl in tow? While making hand gestures? Douche.