Friday, October 10, 2008
Friday Haiku
Tiny Dancer hugs,
Says, “My God, it’s Full of stars!”
Doucholith devolves.
Tennis star Bjorn Borg
Wonders why his name is used
For underwear bands
— don’t wheeze the douche!
The telltale douche stars
bag no remuneration
but saran wrap bleeth
— jean claude van douche
Flea! Flea! Tiny Hot
but resistance is futile
when panties spell BORG
— fidouchiary responsibility
young girl studies stars.
constellation of the douche.
leads the way to poo.
— ted theodore scrotgan
Young hott clings to him
Hoping that one day he will
awake from coma.
— mr. white
“Attack nips on fire
Off the shoulder of this Douche” –
Roy Batty goes mad…
— darksock
