Hamster Hott Writes In
My future ex-wife, the luscious Brunette from last month’s Corey Hamster, writes in:
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Well hell there !
Nice to finally write you, I have been wanting to do so for some time now because I think your site is absolutely hilarious.
I was on with my friend the other day just showing her and BOOM I run into my picture! Im in the picture with your finalist Corey Hampster. I think this is hilarious even though he is an awesome guy! Just wanted to say Hey ;o)
— Sally A.
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Oh Sally. My future ex-wife, Sally, who will take me to divorce court and refuse visitation rights with my angry son, Klaus.
Within your spelling errors, awkward syntax and bizarre emoticons, I can deduce the foreign born perfection of gazelle like Eastern European melting tuscan cremed riccola cough drop hottness.
I lust after your kneecaps and will buy you a chocolate Yoo Hoo. The 16 oz. size.
