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Man Junk Writes In

Last Friday’s link to the Man Junk website brings this email:

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Hey buddy,

We have received a lot of traffic from your blog and just wanted to thank you for talking about us on there. I wanted to send you out a bottle of our product if you’re interested.

Let me know, hope your week is going well.

Thanks, joe rowett
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Should I sample the product in the interests of research?

Or would I be recklessly engaging in drunken teleportation like Seth Brundle in The Fly?

Would I come out of the douchal telepod alive?