The Great Pumpkin
That’s the creepiest pumpkin I’ve seen since my 5th grade class field trip to Drumlin Farm.
I don’t know whether to carve out the seeds in his skull or place him in a field so Linus’ll finally get that payoff he’s been waiting for.
As to Hott in a Yankee Cap, it’s one of those conundrums.
Like getting a piece of chocolate handed to you by some dude who just scratched his ass. Or meeting a Mormon but being unable to kick them in the nads due to local statute laws against Mormon violence.
Silly Mormons.
All with the Jesus #2 hanging in America with Native Americans shtick. And the magic underwear. Goofy.