Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

The Toxic Mess

A couple of people wrote in to note that this morning’s pic, Cletus, the Slackjaw Douchebag may have in fact been actually “challenged,” not just douchally challenged.

So I’m swapping that pic out with this toxic mess.

I’m not sure what backstory lead to this conflation of greasy Eurodouche and slutty-hott Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pinky Solid Color Bikini.

But I’d imagine it involves copeous amounts of alcohol, significant credit card debt, and a cold, unloving stepfather named “Frank.”