Ask DB1: The Douchestral Cycle
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Douchebag1,
As a long fan of the site I have been pondering the different levels of douche. Some guys are stage 1, 2, 3, or 4 ‘bags all of the time.
However, I also think there is a different kind of bag in which the person in question is not a bag a lot of the time, but at certain times of the month is a gigantic douche. Perhaps some bags are on a douchestrual cycle akin to the female menstrual cycle? What are your thoughts on this?
Jurassic Douche
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Absolutely correct, J.D. Nicolaus Copernicus first observed this oscillation in 1539 with the publication of De Revolutionibus Orbium Douchestium,, translated roughly as “The Smelly Poo ‘Bags of Prussia Need to Be Smacked with a Rubber Chicken.”
Unfortunately, such cyclical swings in hottie/douchey manifest cannot be predicted. They can only be mocked. From a safe distance.
