Thursday, November 20, 2008
Breaking: Marissa Miller Turning into Douchebaguette
We’ve been tracking the celeb HCwDB pairing of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Marissa Miller and her husband, Ass Pimple, on the site for awhile now, as seen here, here and here.
This is a tragic warning as to what happens when hott commingles near faux-scrote for any extended length of time.
That being said, I’d brave the talons of a pen of hungry chickens in outer Montana just for the chance to briefly fondle the used kleenex left behind by her temperamental rural cousin, Gertrude.
