Friday, November 14, 2008
Eurobag #294
This is standard issue Eurodouche, Mediterranean style.
The kind they hand out at the airport in Antwerp with a free dusseldorf rucksack and a can of Nutella. Named “Pietro” or “Antonio.”
The kind who thinks happy Colorado U. grads like Brenda will fall for his accent and tales of summer chalets and yachting on the Tyrrhenian Sea near Napoli.
Don’t fall for the Eurobag con, Brenda!
I’ll be right there. To save you.
To take you back to my hotel room. Where I’ll pass out watching Sportscenter and you’ll order a cheeseburger from Room Service.
