Friday, November 7, 2008

Friday Haiku


No more Hallow’s Eve,
Dumbass tilts douche-hat and pouts,
Sandra mugged, for reals.

Swedish & Meatball.
Normally a good combo,
But not in this case.

— boatbutter

Sanjeev tries to act
gangsta and fails, but Elke
doesn’t seem to care

— father guido sardouchey

Bottle-blondie Nell
Finds herself molested by
this Dudley Douche-Right.

— don’t wheeze the douche!

Maybe Habib is
Communicating with her
Using Norse Code

– crucial head

# posted by douchebag1

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