Friday, November 28, 2008
Friday Haiku
Post turkey headache,
Hungover. Can only take,
stage-1 douche/hott pair.
Red cup, bikinis,
and fauxhawked douchebags don’t mix,
except at parties.
— Don’t wheeze the douche!
Perky co-ed hott
Should be experimenting
But not with this choad
— Anonymous
“Wow, what’s with your hair?
It’s standing at attention”
“That means I like you!”
— Anonymous
It’s the third Darren
Magic doesn’t twitch her nose
But his poo smell does
— DarkSock
My drink’s spiked with X!
You wanna hit of this, babe?
Hey, my shorts threw up!!!
— Anonymous
