Friday, November 28, 2008
Gobble Gobble
Today is “Black Friday.” Apparently this is now a consumption holiday in which we ritualize a market system echo of yesterday’s food gorge by spending money on as many discount consumer products as possible.
Within this massive one-day collective purchasing power, we eroticize the acquisition of “product” as social act of self-inscription within larger structures of collective meaning.
But I will not participate in a ritual of spending money. Instead I will mock douches and lust after boobie hotties.
Here goes:
Nice star tats, Carlos Santana’s Bodyguard.
Boobies.
