Halloween HCwDB Contest Winner: Paul N.
A tremendous response to the HCwDB Halloween contest, with costumes so hilariously hottie/douchey, I’m having a hard time telling them apart from the real thing.
It was nearly impossible to pick a winner, but pick I did. Congrats to Paul N and his brave girlfriend, who took tacky hottie/douchery to a whole new plane of existence.
That costume has it all. Orange Face. Bling. Ed Hardy. Grey Goose. Boobies.
Great work. I tip my cup of the ‘Train in your honor. You win the autographed copy of my book. Claim your prize, sir and madam.
Here’s the Top 10 Superb Hottie/Douchey Finalists (in random order):
1. KH and Asian Sailorette storm the beaches at Douchemandy.
2. Brett M Guidos it Up in style.
3. Carson Y Macks. And then muscles it up to some boobies.
4. Cathie B brings the Winehouse while her boyfriend busts ‘Bag.
5. Cory B’s costume is so good, I almost ran it as a real pic.
6. Crissy and her boyfriend bring tremendous hottie/douchey forces into play.
7. Seth M busts literal signage, multi-colors and two hotts. Good work, Seth.
8. The Anti-Douche and his Hott overwhelm with a perfect Halloween combo.
9. Tom L and his Smokin’ Hott are almost too realistic. Are you sure this is Halloween?
10. I’m not convinced Dante is really in costume. But the limo is genius.
10a. Cim’s costume finds the key to the DB1’s heart.
And here’s a sampling of some of the other notable submits:
Baggin M ‘bags it up.
Brian C gets down.
Dante and his Boyz formed a Halloween douche posse.
Donk Diggler goes to town.
Gaw says “Whassup?”
Erik K is orange.
FSDU’s Douche Costume is minimal but his hott is for real. Goddamn.
Frankie forgets the Hott but makes a helluva douche.
Les Douches are actually kind of scaring me.
Double X has the costume, but where are the kissy lips?
Paul A earns a kiss for his costumed douchosity.
Billy B has the perfect costume and sidekick, but no hotts, sadly.
The Minnesotans know how to mock the douche.
Michael M goes “Double Pop” with a Sailor Cutie in tow.
Steve Makes Kissy Lips with a Naughty Nun.
Jordan J’s Tatts look just a tad too real to be costumey douche.
Billy B Busts a Move
LL is a Douche Bandit with yet another Sailor Hott.
GT and Alice make a surreal hott/douche coupling.
EDIT: Screw the Batbag, lets keep this lineup pure. Here’s Mike and Randy, who just sent me one last pic to make the cut.
Massive props to everyone who sent in a pic. The creativity and effort were positively antidouchian. If you didn’t see your pic here, don’t be upset, I’m just hungover, ran out of space and attention span this morning, and desperately need a coffee.
Wow. This post took two+ hours, but it was worth it.
Take your time and enjoy the creativity and the boobies.
