HCwDB in the News
Filed in the “If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em” category, The Bellagio held a Hot Chicks with Douchebags book release party last week.
Props to The Bellagio and The Bank for knowing quality when they see it, and to the ‘bags who showed up and signed copies. But mostly to the boobie hottie suckle thighs, for being curvy.
Sadly, the Elizabeth Banks clip where she plugged the site on The Tonight Show on Halloween was taken off Hulu. If anyone can find that clip, I’d pay good money to get it up on YouTube. Or, if not money, craven sexual favors involving hamsters, pre-chewed Bubble Yum and a confused Hasidic musician named “Avram” to supply Kazoo accompaniment.
And last week The Onion’s A.V. Club reviewed my book in a feature on successful blogs-to-books. Loved the coverage, although they did criticize me for a premise that “wears thin over time.” In related news, “Area Man” does something that signifies a small, sad existence, but it’s funny in headline form because newspapers don’t normally report on the banal. So it’s funny. For ten years straight.
Yeah. I don’t take kindly to criticism. Unless it’s by a hott after coitus. At which point she could curse my ancestors in Swahili and I’d still be humming the theme song to The Beverly Hillbillies.
Yup. The DB1 is rambling.
Time for coffee.
