Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Licky Douchiano

Ah! I see you are signing your ability to perform acts with a female of fertile disposition, Licky. How clever.

Now let me articulate my response: (hands making the shape of poo)

Blonde’s hypostare just got me to quit smoking. She has the erotic plumage of a tigress on the hunt. I would take her chihuahuas for a walk in Beverly Hills every morning at 5am just for the chance to be cut out of the will by her angry oil baron father, “Shooter.”