The 2008 Douchies: The Nominees Are…
The 2008 Douchies are coming. December 8th.
Still a couple of weeks away. But here’s where I need your help.
The Douchies work over a two week period. Each day a different category is voted on, while the Monthly finalists are broken up into sub-finals groups of three each. The three sub-group winners go on to the final vote, HCwDB of the Year.
But the other categories still need nominees. That’s where you come in.
Help me narrow down the field and sort out the hott-wheat from the douche-chaff. Here’s the current list of categories in which nominees are still open:
Hottest Hott
Best Golden Globes
Smells Like Poo
Most Expensive First Date Hott
Douchiest Hair
Douchiest Facial Expression
Most Annoying ‘Bagling
The Ricky (aka “Douchiest Everybag”)
Greatest Crisis of Modernity
Hottest Girl-Next-Door Hott
Most Innovative New ‘Bag Maneuver
Most Likely to be Part of the Permanent Collection of the Guggenheim in 2023
Clearest Proof of Natural Selection
Best ‘Bag Hunter of the Year (Comments Threads)
Best ‘Bag Huntress of the Year (Comments Threads)
Douchiest TV Show of the Year
Douchiest HCwDB Celebrity Couple of the Year
Help me out. Which pics deserve recognition? And by recognition, I mean spew.
List your nominees in the comments threads. Or if you need more time, return to this thread when you have time to sort through.
I’ll be taking suggestions right up until we start. And what a glorious, half-drunk Awards Show this will be.
