Thursday, November 13, 2008
The Furry Furry Douchewank
Oh Furry Furry clownish, Furry Furry D,
You really should be an ass kickee,
With hand gesture annoying, a wannabe O.G,
And smug punchable douche face, I fart at thee.
Oh Pouty Brunette with pokey pale Cleavite,
And an awkward best friend, with a slight overbite,
I’d buy you a lemon drop, and listen to your plight,
And then rub talcum powder on your kneecaps in a soft, yet awkward, counter-clockwise motion.
