Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Your site – which I’ve been reading for years – is truly one of the best modern art forms around. It reminds us to appreciate so much of life.

The hotness, the woman, the doughy eyes and thighs, wants and needs. The regrets and pains, the “okness” of life, the ironies, the “thank f@ck i dont chuck heaps of shit in my hair”.

I think deep down the douchebag is … almost a religious being. They exist as douche so we don’t have too (and deep down we all have our inner douche). The douche exists for our sins. They are like us, and they are not. They are not like us and they are.

Your site is the perfect attack on naivete, while itself being juvenile. Picasso with a search engine.

I salute you.

Rgds,

Downers Grove, IL – While standing in line to enter the DuPage County Courthouse on drug charges after being arrested in Downers Grove last month, Marc Mueller caused a disturbance and told sheriff’s deputies he had a bomb in his belt.

Mueller, 29, of Palatine is scheduled to be arraigned at the DuPage County Courthouse in Wheaton at 1:30 p.m. Aug. 11.

In addition to the existing drug charges, Mueller now faces disorderly conduct and bribery charges as a result of the incident at the courthouse.

Paul Darrah, spokesman for the DuPage County State’s Attorney’s Office, said after telling police he had a bomb, he then tried to bribe them into letting him go.

“There was some discussion that he attempted to tell one of the police officers ‘I’ll give you something if you let me go,’” Darrah said.

Darrah said Mueller caused the scene when reporting to court July 17 on charges stemming from an incident in which Downers Grove police found dozens of Vicodin pills and marijuana in his possession.

Downers Grove Police Sgt. Dave Bormann said Mueller was pulled over in the village at 7:15 p.m. June 11 at Belmont Road and Chicago Avenue for making a lane violation.

Bormann said Mueller was acting suspiciously, and police asked him to step out of the car. A drug dog from the Westmont Police Department was called out to assist in the incident.

“In the center console (of Mueller’s car, police) found cannabis as well as the Vicodin,” Bormann said. Police said Mueller had 59 Vicodin pills and 29 grams of marijuana in his possession.

I recently went to Dallas to visit my brother and this guy hit on me at a goth/industrial dance club. His douchtastic dress and demeanor was really out of place there.

He danced in front of me to impress me “i was a professional dancer”, offered a foot massage “i used to be a masseuse”, got on one knee to beg for a date and finally he offered to whiten my teeth “for free” if I went on a date with him. Apparently he works for Ismile.

Well I knew he was a douchebag but I wanted to see just how big of a bag he was so I exchanged myspace info with him and not to my surprise I found some of the douchiest pictures I have yet to see. I’ve been visiting your site for about a year and I finally have douche worthy pictures to submit!