Thursday, December 4, 2008
Ask DB1: Scarfbaggery
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Hey Douchebag1,
My friend recently went to L.A for a visit. He came back with the ultimate douche-apparel. He thinks its the “in” thing to wear a scarf with a T-Shirt when its not even cold.
He said he got the idea from L.A and hes trying to bring it to the east coast(D.C). Well he has embarrassed us a lot since every time we go out hes wearing that stupid scarf.
-AT
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The scarf has become the go-to adouchrement in recent weeks, confusing many ‘bag hunters on this site to posit if the wearers were gay. Like many objects of adornment in the age of male spectacle, scarfs have made the leap from gay subculture to hetero douche culture.
As such, they are to be mocked accordingly, until it’s chilly enough to warrant their wearing.
On an unrelated note to the question, I would suck on fiery latina’s supple legs like an electrocuted dolphin struggling to free itself from a fishing net off the coast of Osaka.
