Friday, December 5, 2008
Friday Haiku
Creepy “Reality,”
Montag, Douchebag, Happy Days,
Crabbies on the beach.
heidi and spencer
sitting in a tree…k-i-…
BLAM! BLAM! POW! POW! BLAM!
— johnny scrotten
Spencer busts a move
And Heidi jiggles blandly
Please sterilize them
— Vin Douchal
Beached G.I. Scrote-Bag
Tries new “Kung-Fu Shocker Grip”
No way out Barbie.
— canadouche
it’s Barbie and Ken,
anatomically correct,
please light them on fire.
— pfah
I got to work late
Sat down with mug of coffee
Want to smash these two
– Douche Wayne
