Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Pimp Santa
Pimp Santa says Merry Christmas!
Because ’tis the season not be fooled by douches undercover. Underneath Pimp Santa’s seasonal holiday irony is genuine scrotal taint.
But I still want to liberate Sarah Elf. With my teeth. Using only a wrench, a plastic Doctor Who “Face of Boe” action figure, and a small jar of gherkins.