Saturday, December 27, 2008
Where's Waldouche: Skinny-Ass Tool Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of girl-next-door rural midwestern cutes, I’ve carefully hidden a skinny-ass Waldouche Orange Spitbucket of Poo.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Yeah, this pic’s got nothing to do with the post-Christmas ambiance, as we chill out the site during the pre-New-Years malaise.
But I’d still like to set his Yuletides on fire, then take Tiny BlueStripe Nurse out for gingerbread cookies, Egg Nogs, and light thigh-cheek paddlings with a large black Santa belt and a minidisc playing bootleg Tom Waits in the background.
Because nothing goes with black Santa belt butt paddlings quite like bootleg Tom Waits.
