Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Ask DB1: Is "John5" Rock Star Exempt?
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DB1,
I’m taking a renewed interest in guitars after several years off, and I kept seeing these cool signature model Fender Telecasters for some guy named “John 5.” Since it was a Tele, I figured he was some kick ass Nashville session guy. So I searched him and this is what I found.
Gross.
It seems he is the current wearer of the “Oodles of Talent/Absence of Taste” guitar wank crown. Rita seems to be his girlfriend — maybe she is famous in her own right? I don’t know… Maybe he is a really, really, really, really nice douchebag.
Here’s his website:
– BK
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Should we grant John5 the Rock Star Exemption?
Computer says no.
