Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Bling the Merciless
Since the light isn’t reflecting that annoying bling, I’m going to pretend it’s actually an image of Calvin and Hobbes sledding.
Anything to take my mind off the fact that Bling is rubbing up against Ski Bunny Satine, yet is focusing on daintily holding up his ginormous “medallion” to prove his manhood.
Sorry, Bling. Any claim to powerful hetero masculinity is lost when you hold your necklace up like Richard Simmons selecting a cream puff off the snack platter at his cousin Shelly’s wedding shower.
