Friday, January 9, 2009
Friday Haiku
Crotch first, Glenn triumphs,
Two Russian Cougars from Queens,
And the Hair Point. Dude.
Pointy headed douche
rocks a white belt with mad pride.
It’s right by his junk.
— Maximus Douchemus Meridius
Hair tapered to point
reminiscent of a turd
that I just pinched off.
— Frodouche Baggins
Inga: real estate
Olga: low-rent “socialite”
Glenn: sanitation
— Mr. White
So full from dinner,
Pointy reclines and begs you
To sniff his blue jeans
— Anonymous
Looks like all three shop
at H&M, buy one girl’s
black shirt get two free
— Ronald McDouchenald
