Friday, January 16, 2009
Friday Haiku
Somewhere on a beach,
A seagull poops on a hat,
But it just blends in.
He wears fake dog tags
Veteran of famous war
Axe’s of power.
— Crucial Head
Tribal arm tattoo
Ed Hardy hat smells like poo
shoot him with your gun
— the douche is alright
When no one said “Yes”
To “Pull my finger, Buddy”
Clem just let ‘er rip
— Vin Douchal
Douche thumb up nip rings
She holds a gun made of Pez
Ends the universe
— YodaDouche
