HCwDB of the Week: The Ghoulbag
With double-belt and stupid-ass hand gestures, Ghoulbag triumphed over Clockwork Orange Al Jolson European Minstrel Show in a solid smackdown that proves that the “rage” factor always trumps the “laugh” factor when judging hott/scrote.
plinky: “Down Quasimodo, down!” Where’s my electric whip? I must beat back this ghoulish little hunchback once and for all!! Ghoulbaggery FTW.
TheShadowHost: ghoulbag definitely. just for the sneer.
doucheintheheartofTexas: as hard as it was, I have to go with Ghoulbag. There are so many things wrong with him, one just wishes his sperm donor had rubbed one out to the june 1982 issue of Swank.
Anonymous: My vote is for the Ghoulbag. Aside from the three cuties, he has somehow managed to infect the wall with his baggerism.
FredericChoadpin: Ghoulbag is a melting pot of all that is smelly and poop in pop culture today. Not to mention I would do things to his hotts that not even the Germans could forgive.
Well said, Hunters and Huntresses. But what of the Orange? The voters made their case for the burnt umber tan disaster:
boatbutter: I have to go with Clockwork Jolson. He has achieved a color that even Crayola can’t name.
stitchgroover: My vote is for A Clockwork Orange, and his Jamielynn Spears/Candice Cameron companion.
Dennis Bagger: Gotta chime in for CLOCKWORK. This is modern art worthy, the extreme orangeness played against the pasty white princess. The “mark of the bag” penetrates through all that thick orange, while pasty stares on, with a slight grin.
Choadie Jenner: Gun Swinger just makes me laugh. Ghoulbag looks like one of the special ed kids I work with and clockwork is just orange. People are not supposed to be orange. With that haircut, he reminds me of a #2 pencil. Number two reminds me of poo. Therefore Clockwork Poo FTW.
Orangest Orange at the 2009 Douchies? Perhaps. But with Clockwork coming in a tight second, and The Gun Swinger a distant third, dbBen explains why Ghoulbag deserves the win:
Ghoulbag. Up until now, those types of dudes might have thought they got a pass. They don’t. Because they’re douchebags.
Correct, sir. Just because they do not have hat tilt and collar pop does not mean they don’t register on the scrotsmograph. Props to all who voted, chalk up the win for Ghoulbag and Kimmy, Kelly and Katherine, and we’ll see them in the Monthly.
