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Crimson Ted

With four of the sexiest, most sucklable legs in creation flexing themselves in front of him, Crimson Ted would rather point angrily at something else.

I’m guessing it’s his personal stylist. Who died.

In 1982.

Bonus points for the first photoshop expert to determine how many gradations of orange separate Ted’s face from hand.

EDIT: Reader Mike provides us with a Crimson Ted Spectrometer.