Friday, February 13, 2009
Friday Haiku
Hardy Boy cries, “Wuuutttttt!”
Doggie ‘Bags boozed Jerz bar wench,
Angels weep sadly.
After Muppet Show
Things went downhill for Beaker
I blame Doc Bunsen
— Mr. White
The curtain has dropped
On this failing Broadway act
It’s ‘The Prodouchers.’
— Crucial Head
The Kissy Face and
Bleached Blonde Hair; beep beep beep,
I hear you backing
— Puddin’ Head Wilson
exclaiming O-face
excitement versus blond bleeth
disproportionate
— Dimples
He yodels for help
As she tops off yet more
Urine sample cups
— DarkSock