Friday, February 13, 2009

Friday Haiku


Hardy Boy cries, “Wuuutttttt!”
Doggie ‘Bags boozed Jerz bar wench,
Angels weep sadly.


After Muppet Show
Things went downhill for Beaker
I blame Doc Bunsen

— Mr. White

The curtain has dropped
On this failing Broadway act
It’s ‘The Prodouchers.’

— Crucial Head

The Kissy Face and
Bleached Blonde Hair; beep beep beep,
I hear you backing

— Puddin’ Head Wilson

exclaiming O-face
excitement versus blond bleeth
disproportionate

— Dimples

He yodels for help
As she tops off yet more
Urine sample cups

— DarkSock

# posted by douchebag1

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