Friday Haiku
Creepy Bandito,
Talks broken Spanish to Kims:
“Free fondle, free drink.”
He has two beauties
Yet Sheik Omar pube-y chin
Is too drunk to care
— Gaijindouche
Bagatov the drunk
will not release busty hotts.
Unless they take photo.
— teh abominable snowdouche
I think no one knows
But the cockroach on my chin
Tells the world I’m poo
— DBAD
LEFT HOTTS RED EYS SAY:
“TARMAL ME FLYTEHETH UNTIL
THERE”S NOT TARMAL L>EFT!
— Flyteeth
come home with Basheer
me makey falalfal meal
blondes make out…i cry
— Arch Douche of Bagbury
lazy-eyed psycho.
clings tightly to young, blonde sluts.
glory days have passed.
— ted theodore scrotgan
Douche weaves in the wind
Bleeths stand erect like trees
They’re all that’s erect
— I am Jack’s outraged liver