Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

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The Orange and racoon eyes have jumped to the girl, the dude is bringing back A/X and retro-2006 faux fwip with forward comb, and the whole thing smells like rotting seal.

That’s it.

I’m setting a talking lemur on fire.

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When Jennifer and Bob decided to donate to the “Make a Wish Foundation,” little did they know that Bobby’s wish was to douche out in their kitchen.

Nub Stinks

Yeah yeah.

Nub first appeared on the site back in November, stalking the Sorority Hotts, and then proved his fratdouchery here, here and here.

Okay, the truth is we kinda like Nub. He’s harmless.

A non-threatening a douche. Kind of amusing, actually. But he pulls the A-list college hott and makes the stupid hair.

And so we mock his sorry ass.

Hot Moms with Orange Anime Villains

Where’s Revolutionary Girl Utena to slay the Orange Demon when you need her?

Rusty’s After-Prom House Party

This may be a first at the After-Prom house party.

After an intense Senior Year of study, Cindee finally lets out her inner slutt and get down on the dance floor.

But Rusty’s too busy making his patented “hand gesture with digital camera” move.

Thankfully, there’s excellent pre-framed artwork, purchased at Bed, Bath and Beyond, to add $19.95/per worth of class to scene.

Rusty's After-Prom House Party

This may be a first at the After-Prom house party.

After an intense Senior Year of study, Cindee finally lets out her inner slutt and get down on the dance floor.

But Rusty’s too busy making his patented “hand gesture with digital camera” move.

Thankfully, there’s excellent pre-framed artwork, purchased at Bed, Bath and Beyond, to add $19.95/per worth of class to scene.

Cookie Party

What kills me is I may just have to give Ryan a nottadouche, as there’s nothing really offensive about him.

And judging by the company he keeps, Ryan wins at the game of life.

This post is just making me depressed. Thankfully, I have a solution.

For when I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom:

Mother Mary: Blow it out your ass, Ryan, you giant sucking gaping chest-wound of scrotal taint!

Thanks Mother Mary. I can now let it be.

The Pfahbag

This post and pic are dedicated to longtime HCwDB comments thread ‘bag hunter, Pfah.

After suffering for months when his company filtered HCwDB from his work computer, Pfah has convinced the I.T. guys to make an exception for the hottie/douchey dialectics, and he is back on board.

One of the earliest and most dedicated ‘bag hunter and boobie lusters on the board, Pfah also did the excellent photoshop illustration tweaks for the chapter on Douche History (B.G. and A.G.) in my book.

For that, and for excellency in ‘bag hunting, this hottie/douchey coupling goes out to Pfah. Because something tells me he has a thing for reedy blondes.

And yes, I had to go to Australia to find this pic.

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