Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The Douche Virus Spreads
There’s nothing that ruins my enjoyment of a good bowl of Corn Pops while I sit on my living-room rug quite like having to stare at Grieco Virus in mid douche-to-hot transmission.
Give her 48 hours. Soon the “woo!!” and hand gestures will begin.
Followed closely by giant bug sunglasses and sneery expressions directed at any camera within a fifty yard radius.
